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Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men
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Achewear – Funny "Ow!" Stick Figure Graphic Tee, Relaxed Fit Cotton-like T-Shirt for Women & Men

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Size S
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Finally — a shirt that admits it

Some mornings your back files a complaint.

Your knees join in.

Your neck's already started.

This tee just says it out loud.

The stick figure covered in "ow!" arrows does the talking for you. Soft cotton-like polyester. Relaxed fit that skims — never clings. Ready to wear the day it lands.

One of our most reordered "everything hurts" tees this year

✓ The joke lands every time
The stick figure covered in "ow!" arrows says what you're already thinking. Guaranteed conversation starter — expect the compliments.

✓ Soft cotton-like that skims, doesn't cling
Relaxed fit built for real bodies. Falls right at the hip. No riding up, no clinging to the midsection.

✓ Print stays sharp wash after wash
High-quality print holds up to 50+ washes without cracking or fading. The joke doesn't wear off.

✓ Perfect gift for the achiest person you know
Sizes S–XXXL means it fits your mom, your sister, your best friend, your husband. Ships fast.

What you get today

  • The "ow!" Everything hurts graphic tee
  • Soft breathable cotton-like, relaxed fit (S–XXXL)
  • Ready to wear the day it arrives
  • Free tracked shipping
  • 30-day at-home trial

Seasonal print run — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.

Wear the joke your body's been telling all week. Limited-time offer while this batch lasts.

30-day at-home trial

Try Achewear at home for 30 days. If it doesn't fit, look right, or wear the way you expected, return it for a full refund.


Frequently asked questions

Does the print crack after washing?
No. The print is designed to hold up through 50+ washes. Turn inside-out and wash cold to keep it looking fresh even longer.

Is the fit true to size or should I size up?
Sizing runs slightly snug. We recommend sizing up one for the classic relaxed drape shown.

Is the fabric thick enough to not be see-through?
Yes. The cotton-like polyester blend fabric is soft but not thin — no lining needed underneath. 

Does it work as a gift?
Yes. It's one of the most-gifted tees for people dealing with everyday aches — birthdays, holidays, or a "just because I get you" moment.

Specifications

  • Size: S–XXXL (see size chart)
  • Material: Soft cotton-like polyester blend
  • Fit: Relaxed, unisex
  • Print: High-durability screen print

How to wash

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Turn inside-out to protect the print
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Do not bleach or iron directly on print

At Linda & Susan — Jacksonville, your satisfaction always comes first.

We believe in keeping you informed every step of the way — from the moment you place your order to the day it arrives.

Enjoy free shipping on every purchase, delivered safely and reliably with UPS.

Doesn't fit? No problem! You can exchange or return it anytime, with a 30-day return policy.

Our customer service is available 24/7 to answer all your questions and comments. Whether you need advice on a product or help with an order, we are here to support you.

Don’t hesitate to contact us, we’re happy to help!

HERE'S WHAT OUR CUSTOMERS SAY

Excellent 4.7/ 5 ★★★★★

More than 2550+ reviews

I had such a wonderful visit to Linda & Susan, the atmosphere felt so welcoming from the moment I walked in. Everyone there was incredibly friendly and helpful, which made the entire experience even more enjoyable. I left feeling so happy and I already know I’ll definitely be coming back again.

This dress fits beautifully and feels amazing to wear all day. I love how effortlessly it drapes and moves. It has quickly become one of my absolute favorite pieces in my wardrobe.

Absolutely in love with my latest purchase from Linda & Susan! The quality of both the knitwear and the silk dress is outstanding, and the packaging is so beautifully done that it felt like a special gift to myself.

I placed an order here and was genuinely impressed by how fast everything arrived. The packaging was done with so much care and attention, which made the entire experience feel extra thoughtful. It really made receiving my order feel special from start to finish.

This two-piece outfit feels incredibly comfortable and effortless to wear. From the moment you put it on, everything just feels right. I really love how well the pieces complement each other while still keeping the look relaxed and easygoing.

These loafers felt comfortable from the very first time I wore them. I really like the subtle pattern detail because it gives them a more unique look without feeling overdone. I’ve honestly been pairing them with almost everything lately.

This dress feels wonderfully light and comfortable, making it perfect for daily wear. The fabric is soft against the skin and feels incredibly gentle throughout the day. It’s the kind of piece you can throw on instantly and feel great in right away.

This is already my third time ordering from Linda & Susan, and I honestly couldn’t be more pleased. Every order arrives so quickly and always looks just as beautiful as I expected. It has truly become one of my favorite shops to order from.

Combine & save up to 20% extra

When Susan and I opened Linda & Susan, we simply wanted to create a place where women felt welcome the moment they walked through the door.

What started as a small dream between two sisters became one of the greatest chapters of our lives.

For years, we've carefully chosen every piece with real women in mind — women who wanted to feel comfortable, confident, and beautiful at any age.

Now we're both 63 years old, and it's time to retire.

Not because something went wrong.

Because after so many wonderful years, we're ready to spend more time with our families, our grandchildren, and the people we love most.

Today is the final day of our Retirement Sale.

When today ends, the remaining collection will be gone, and this chapter of Linda & Susan will officially come to a close.

Everything is now reduced by up to 80% — the lowest prices we've ever offered.

If something catches your eye, don't wait until tomorrow.

There won't be another sale after today.

From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for allowing us to be part of your lives all these years.

With love,

Linda & Susan ❤️

FAQs

Yes only today we offer free U.S. shipping on all orders. No hidden fees, no surprises at checkout. You'll see the full breakdown before you pay.
Each product page includes a detailed size chart to help you find your perfect fit. We always recommend comparing the chart to a similar item you already own. If you’re in between sizes, we generally recommend sizing up for the most comfortable fit. Still unsure? Our support team is happy to help you choose the right size!
Orders are typically processed within 3 business days after being placed.
Once your order is confirmed, you will receive an email with your order number. To track your order, simply visit our order tracking page and enter your order number or email address.
If you experience any issues or have questions, email us at info@lindaandsusan.com

Free Shipping

Today only: As this marks the final day of our sale, I’m offering free shipping today. Your order will be carefully packed and delivered at no extra cost.

30-DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

Doesn’t fit? No problem! If something isn’t quite right, you can return your item within 30 days — no pressure, no worries.

24/7 CUSTOMER SERVICE

If you have any questions, feedback, or concerns about your order, don’t worry — you can always reach us at info@lindaandsusan.com. We’re here to help and happy to assist you.

Free Shipping

Today only: As this marks the final day of our sale, I’m offering free shipping today. Your order will be carefully packed and delivered at no extra cost.

30-DAY MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE

Doesn’t fit? No problem! If something isn’t quite right, you can return your item within 30 days — no pressure, no worries.

24/7 CUSTOMER SERVICE

If you have any questions, feedback, or concerns about your order, don’t worry — you can always reach us at info@lindaandsusan.com. We’re here to help and happy to assist you.